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My respect for Wilbur Smith plummeted after reading his autobiography.

‘On Leopard Rock’ must have been posthumously published in Smith’s name. It is his autobiography. As a couple of his works as published/written/completed by third person after his lifetime, my favourite author’s lifestory also disappointed me thoroughly . I think its high time AUTHORS STOP AUTHORIZING ANYONE TO PUBLISH BOOKS IN THEIR NAMES AFTER THEIR LIFETIME. This is because I am sure, if the author may be around, he/she would be editing the manuscript until the nth moment. They may retract their earlier opinions, they may add more to the subject. Plus the pseudonyms of the fictions completed by third parties on behalf of original authors give away themselves. However in this case, my disappointment has got to do more with the author’s lifestyle.

Its true we must not associate the authors with what they preach in their books. Before coming to the subject, let me record here what I liked about Smith’s story. I liked his determination, self-confidence bordering on overconfidence! His fluid imagination and ease of language. His prose like none other! He chartered his own path and remained offbeat throughout his career. His AUTHENTICITY matters to me most. He wrote ONLY FROM HIS PERSONAL EXPERIENCES drawing very little or almost nothing from outside resources. This Smith reiterates in the last many pages of his book: of how it is important for writers to be AUTHENTIC AND PARSIMONIOUS – which means NOT DEPENDING ON INFORMATION SOURCES to build up stories. I think its a big takeaway for all aspiring authors. For me, even if I am just an amateur blogger, its a very useful tip. Even otherwise I don’t lift others’ ideas. But plagiarism is a big headache I know. There are quite a few who may want to slip into others’ shoes faking identities! The originals keep it low! One more thing: being parsimonious means keeping your resources limited, which is kind of akin to being authentic. Here and there you can quote and unquote but nothing more than that passing reference. We simply cannot hijack others’ imagination and intuitivity as our own. Only living a well traveled life and drawing from the experience of the deep well called life can lend your writing the stamp of authenticity.

Secondly I liked the zest for life in the author: how from fishing for marlin in the Atlantic/Pacific to salmon in Alaska, to hunting the king of the jungle lion (in self defence) and from skiing to snorkelling, Smith left no stone unturned when it came to living life to its fullest is awesome. This kind of spirit is infectious. It proves how successful he was around the world that enabled him to live life kingsize. Why he even owned a piece of exotic island in the Seychelles! Got himself a fourth wife half his age! But there stops the admiration for Wilbur Smith the adventurous author for me.

For all the African love that Smith professes and showcased in his works, and for the way he grew up and drank Africa literally, I wish he had done something more to Africa. It looks like he consumed every single penny he made – as connoisseur of choicest wine to big shopper and world class traveler that he was. True, creative people need an alcove to bury themselves in to discover themselves. Still how really empty and hollow his lifestyle sounds to my ears after all his heroics with words. From someone who talks too much, you expect REAL SUBSTANCE IN LIFE. Its not just Smith. Many artistes disappoint us with their actual persona when they cannot measure up to the image they create in the public mind with their works. Their selfishness bores you and saddens you after a point. Its I, Me, Myself out and out. Absolutely zero empathy for any cause. How Smith sounds almost uncaring when writing about apartheid in South Africa appears callous to me. But cleverly he seems to balance it with his reference to kinship with Mandela and at the same time Jon Botha who he incredulously credits with easing the racist policies. He never seems to take a side. He must have been one very politically correct fellow who bothered about only one thing: his name and fame and money. He though seems to have learnt his lesson rubbing shoulders with celebrities of America. In short, there seems to have been the big void of SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY IN WILBUR SMITH that sounds sorely disappointing.

Until he lived, I had not a single book of his unread. Post his demise, I found that the book published in his name WAS NOT REALLY HIS. Couldn’t have been. Someone killed it. May be a hired author. Or may be a similar author who was writing for a fee his autobiography from notes/manuscripts left behind, left out some good portions that would have shown Wilbur Smith as a better man, a compassionate, empathetic human being.

What always gets on my nerves is how these Brits hunted down virtually most of the stunning wildlife of Africa, India etc. In India, an Englishman drove herds of elephants into ambush and killed over 330 Indian wild elephants in one single day with rifle shots. Its a historical record. Today it is these people who are lecturing the world on conservation. The damage done to Africa is worse. The way Smith talks about his landed estate in Africa also got under my skin. Whose bloody property! Finally he seems to have moved to UK – which sounded good. And look, who is talking about immigration these days.

I respect knowledge, sense of adventure, skills, mastery of arts and sciences etc. But those who don’t have these abilities are in no way less. Its not an open invite for the bolder ones to go and conquer rest of the world. By the same law, reverse immigration is taking place now as Africans and Asians are pouring into Europe and America – in the age of passport and visa. Nature will balance everything and restore the equilibrium. Course correction will happen, whether we like it or not.

All said, the Smith characters are etched in my heart: especially Taita. Thanks to him, I am more and practically educated! Read his books years and years back so I don’t remember details. Incidentally, his first books is what I read first of his as well: When the lion feeds. Sean Courtney is someone I can never forget in my life! Almost fell in love with him in my younger age – never mind he is fictional!

I grew up adoring Smith which is why his lifestyle to me is a big disappointment. I expected him to live a more fruitful life that would have benefited humanity in some way other than by way of his writing. Social responsibility must be the basic commitment for individuals who may be highly influential in any society. When I wrote a review on one of his books ‘the Seventh scroll’ on Egypt, I had an uncanny feeling that Smith read that. I saw many hits from South Africa and UK. There were repeated hits going on for days. I can’t explain how or why. I just knew in my heart that Smith read my review. I think I got a mail also from his office or whoever, may be his agent, asking how much I liked Smith. I don’t remember because in those days, my son was in standard 12 or Engineering I think, so I paid least attention to these things. In fact even Jeffrey Archer was in Landmark signing his books. I didn’t go because I had to cook and do puja at home! Now I can’t believe I did that! But at that point of time, home came first always! I don’t remember what I did with the mail about Smith. Whether even I replied, I am not sure. But that confirmed to me that somehow he must have come across my review and that he read it personally. To my knowledge, he remained a very tech savvy person updating himself on all frontiers. His demise also I was aware of. It was well reported in Indian print media. With Seventh scroll, I always believe in my heart that my lifetime favourite author read my review and probably thought of me for a second!

I can’t help smiling at Wilbur Smith writing about Taita wanting to plant himself somewhere in the picture, portraying himself quintessentially in his murals to mark his place in eternity.  Isn’t the author doing the same with frequent reference to himself on many occasions in the book?!  Perhaps Wilbur Smith thinks he is the modern day Taita.  His vivid imagination and detailing of things is spellbinding.  Its like i was seeing a 3D picture!  I have loved each and everyone of his books right from day one and so ‘The Seventh scroll’ also lived up to my expectation.

This is part of my review and somehow I believe right now that this inspired Smith to refer to himself as Taita in his autobiography! Like, he is confirming my suspicion!

Anyway a life lived too well, exuberantly! All round! Nothing lacking really. What an amazing amazing life filled with adventure and good fortune and creativity and sheer happiness and contentment! For this I have to hand a trophy to Wilbur Smith posthumously! Gifted author, gifted human being. One in many billions. Lucky. Old and limited edition. They don’t come like this any more.

Posted in Lateral Thinking

Difference between Bollywood heroes & South Indian superstars.

Where is your social responsibility SHAH RUKH KHAN. Are you not ashamed of yourself. Where is yours ALIA BHAT. SHAME ON YOU GUYS! Women in Dharawi are better than you and live with honour. Whatever they engage in, its for a decent square meal a day.

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WAtching for the umpteenth time a commercial featuring Shah Rukh Khan, Ajay Devgan and Akshay Kumar endorsing a paan gutka Vimal (Elaichi/Kesar) (chewable, TOBACCO with Indian flavours), and Ranveer Singh promoting openly Royal Stag (liquor) brand it struck me that NOT A SINGLE TAMIL HERO LIKE RAJNI KANTH OR KAMAL HASAN OR EVEN OTHERS LIKE VIJAY OR AJITH OR VIJAY SETHUPATHI OR SIMBU OR SIVA KARTHIKEYAN OR SIVAKUMAR (OLDER GEN) etc., endorsed any product especially tobacco or alcohol in their life time. Only Abbas who was a flop Tamil hero appeared in Harpic ad for years. For unemployment reasons, he reportedly moved downunder to NZ where he works 9 to 5 to make ends meet. Making it so big in their careers as superstars for 3 generations, none of the Tamil actors ever took to earn from commercials (including NON TOBACCO/ALCOHOL FMCG products) or from too many stage shows overseas or from dancing in hifi weddings like Bollywood heroes do for the right price. From Aishwarya Rai to Shahrukh Khan everyone entertained guests with Bollywood dance moves at Lakshmi Mittal daughter’s wedding some fifteen years back – and that was just one show. The wedding goes down Guinness records as most expensive one in world history, for the wealthiest man Mittal is. How many commercials starring Amitabh Bachchan. If SRK is the richest star in India, it is because he is not making a life out of cinema alone. Brand endorsements pay bigtime. Shows abroad and gracing weddings shaking a leg may comprise a good percentage of the revenues of these Hindi superstars. None of the Tamil heroes sold their soul that way but stuck to only their business – or in this case, their occupation. Nobody wears makeup in real life – 99% of them. They don’t have an image to protect at all. Rajni Kanth is down to earth simple, clad in white dhoti and brazenly appearing with a full bald head for decades now in public. He is our reigning superstar since the 1970s. Money and more money can be made anyway. But to have principles in life and to follow them under whatever conditions is something very different and difficult. Only Mallu hero Mamooty I have watched in a dhoti commercial. A rare endorsement. Otherwise extremely rare to spot any south Indian hero in commercials endorsing brands. Or dance in stage shows selling tickets. IN shows, their mere presence can do the trick for them. Their speeches draw the fans to them. Such a picture of dignity. What is the point in shaving the chest hair and going for sculpting your face and hair transplants over an age. Aging with dignity is class. Plus the public must be taught to accept even the superheroes the way they are. That way the masses can disconnect the actual man from the filmy hero and won’t get carried away by useless fantasies. Same applies for Bollywood heroines like Kareena and now even Alia Bhat featuring in commercials. ALIA, A YOUNG MOTHER, PROMOTING ROYAL STAG OR WHATEVER BRAND OF LIQUOR IS SHOCKING! Never watched a single south Indian heroine sell a product and worst of all alcohol. Well, THIS IS NOT COOL! Its easy to say that our heroines are duskiest and may not appeal to the national audience which is untrue. DArk skin tone is favoured down south. Over a point, whether you have 2 billion or 3 billion doesn’t matter. The more you endorse paan for the youth of India in cricket season making a killing, the more you can expect your kid to to do drugs in luxury yacht anchored off Mumbai coast. The fortune made from the paan will come in handy to bail out the son caught doping, is it not so Shahrukh? Tell me please. We have a word for this: Karma. Rajnikanth used to be popular for his cigarette tricks. But when he learnt that youth followed him, he stopped appearing smoking in public and never acted another scene showing him smoking on screen. The greed of the Bollywood superstars never ceases to amaze me. Not to forget that they were all spotted in company of the D gang in Sharjah matches. Such a criminal mafia nexus. All that they are making out of their films and film rights and shows don’t seem to satisfy the Bollywood heroes. They have to endorse the tobacco, liquor and if permitted even dope who knows to make a little extra even as a bad influence on Indian youth who follow and mimic them in every way, not just in clothes or hairstyle. SHAHRUKH KHAN do you even have an ounce of shame or social responsibility.

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MINTING MILLIONS AND MILLIONS. IS THERE SOMETHING REMARKABLE AND THAT WOULD GO INTO HISTORY BY WAY OF CHARITABLE ACT, UNDERTAKEN BY SHAHRUKH KHAN. NO, NEVER. NEVER IN THE PAST, NEVER IN FUTURE.

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Cricket: Virat scripts history!

Virat Kohli of India surpassed compatriot Sachin Tendulkar’s world record of scoring highest nos of centuries in ODIs in the semi finals between India and New Zealand played at Wankhade stadium, Mumbai. What a win for the hosts as both Virat and Shreyas Iyer scored a ton each for India to set a formidable target for the guests. It was still reachable. Had Mitchell stayed at the crease and if only Ravindra Jadeja had dropped one of those three crucial catches off Mohammad Shami, the team still would have stood a good chance giving India a tough fight to make it to the final. Shami was the Player of the match. Anyway good cricket was played out today. I wouldn’t have really minded had India lost. Losing to a team like New Zealand is an honour. Going down fighting is noble. That is how the match played out. There is a complaint that India asked for change of pitch. So far as both the teams settled for and played at the same pitch, it must be of least consequence. Cricket is a gentleman’s game. You must be more concerned about the ‘timed out’ wicket claimed by Bangladesh against Sri Lanka. I am giving here some snatches: a copy & paste job from Google search results:

Why Matthews timed out?

The umpires determined that Mathews was not ready to face the ball within that two-minute allowance. He subsequently suffered an issue with his helmet, causing further delay,” the MCC stated. The MCC ruled that Mathews had not informed the umpires about the helmet change within the two-minute allowance.

What happened between Sri Lanka and Bangladesh match?

Sri Lanka players refuse handshake after Bangladesh win

As soon as Bangladesh got the winning runs via leg byes in the 42nd over, the Sri Lanka players shook hands with the umpires and walked off. They refused to shake hands with the Bangladesh batters – Tanzim Hasan Sakib and Towhid Hridoy – in the middle.

Has anyone ever been timed out?

The only player in any form of international cricket to be dismissed by being timed out is Sri Lankan Angelo Mathews in a group stage match against Bangladesh during the 2023 Cricket World Cup in Delhi on 6th November.

Shakib and Mathews have their say on controversial dismissal after Bangladesh claim three-wicket win

Angelo Mathews has labelled Bangladesh captain Shakib Al Hasan “disgraceful” following the Sri Lanka skipper’s timed out dismissal and his side’s exit from the ODI World Cup.

Shakib triggered a debate on the spirit of cricket before smashing a rapid 82 in the Tigers’ three-wicket victory, which eliminated Sri Lanka from the tournament with a match still to play.

Allrounder Shakib collaborated in a 169-run stand with Najmul Hossain Shanto (90) to help Bangladesh chase down a 280-run victory target in 41.1 overs on Monday.

Read about being ‘Mankaded!’ Well, no comments.

Anushka was sitting pretty in the stands in her breezy dress absolutely delighted by the way Kohli went after his world record. It was a treat to watch her reactions. She blew a flying kiss at Virat on his 50th ton in one day internationals that he promptly returned! This husband-wife chemistry and lovestory is so enchanting. It underscores what we must never allow to dim in our lives: the spark of romance in our marriage as we age. The star-studded stadium was packed to the hilt. Noticeable VIP: Nita Ambani, casual and elegant once again plus none other than the one and only DAVID BECKHAM!

Shami smashed another record hauling 7 wickets in a single ODI match in world cup.